Gay pirate plate

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence. Counter argument, if the pirate was gay enough they would for sure decide stealing a nobleman’s fancy clothes are a worthwhile use of their time.

I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. Piracy. We say nothing. We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired.

We come to a silent consensus. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two. The plate MUST be stolen and cannot be gifted or removed with permission. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. Oh yeah, that’s got to be one of the gayest characters I’ve ever seen. Stay with me. Of COURSE a special plate with a Pirate on it would get stolen so much! Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. Should you witness attempted theft of the Gay Pirate Plate you are required to intervene and return it to its place.

She happily waves goodbye as we drive off. This is a plate from a famous Tumblr post called "The Gay Pirate Plate" and I REALLY want to get this plate for my cousin because it looks JUST like him. Now throw a gay ninja at h- wait.

We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. My gay and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. Idk why Pirates VS Ninjas is a thing, stealing VS assassinating gay ninja plate GO!.

We do not know how the hell the Andre donovan gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their plate.

Please help?. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We get in the van. The three of us look at each other. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

He is gay. We notice one another noticing. Thieving. We pack up to leave. I have scoured the internet for this plate and I can only find the Tumblr pirate but I cannot seem to find it. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.

And then my grandmother died.