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Vanilla Life was a blatant attempt to entice the no-kink set. Kellogg’s, the parent company of popular cereal brands including Apple Jacks, Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops, Raisin Bran, Rice. Buy our product. At that time the sweet, floating O’s were limited to hues of red, orange and yellow.

If Ms. A prominent American cereal company has partnered with an LGBT advocacy group to create a special cereal packaged in a box encouraging children to choose their own pronouns. As if awakened like some odd cicada-like cycle, evangelical opponents to equality have rushed to condemn Kellogg and all other prideful product purveyors.

Remember Quisps? Soon a host of other queer-inspired cereals lined the grocery store aisles. Inevery brand and their grandparent company was called out for rainbow washing: when brands slap a rainbow on a product without actually contributing or caring about the community.

Every year, just like clockwork, when June rolls around, there is a feeding frenzy among manufacturers of consumer goods to slap a rainbow on their merchandise to celebrate sellabrate? Gay mid-May and for the first time in conjunction with Pride month, Kellogg’s Together With Pride cereal will be available at select major retailers nationwide.

Bottom line and I mean that literallyany commercial organization worth its salt and high-fructose corn syrup knows it is a smart financial move to cuddle up to the LGBTQ community, especially in June. Companies would be crazy not to jump on that big gay gravy train.

We love everyone. And why not? Their short-lived Halfsies obviously appealed to the bisexual community. No word yet regarding if or when black, brown, white, pink and sky blue cereal join the increasingly inclusive mix. Quaker claimed the confection was space-alien based, but in reality it was a wink and a nod to that beloved gay raconteur, Quentin.

Even Mickey Mouse drops his traditionally red drawers in June and changes into a pair of rainbow culottes. The first LGBTQ battle in the war to control the breakfast cereal market came way back in when Kellogg’s introduced the somewhat derisively named Fruit Loops to an unsuspecting populace.

Surely you heard of the ungodly, long-term relationship lesbians have had with granola. Kellogg’s launched Together with Pride cereal: a real, on shelf cereal, available in 9 retail chains across the country for Pride. If you're a fan of breakfast and being gay, we have grrrrreat news for you - Kellogg's is launching an LGBT-themed cereal.

Every purchase meant $3 donated to GLAAD, supporting the LGBTQ+ community.